My husband says detoxifying is a crock. He is, after all, a world famous clinical chemist– thanks to Johns Hopkins. He specializes in toxicology and clinical pharmacology (or something like that… I’m not 100% sure). But it has something to do with how the body processes drugs. Anyway, he says no one really understands the mechanism of ridding the body’s cells of “toxins.”
But I don’t care about the toxins. I wanted to try out this oh so popular 3 day cleanse, just to see what happens. Ok, Ok, I’m lying. I ate like a PIGGY PIG PIG the last week, and I’m feeling SO bloated and gross. Today, for example, I ate two enchiladas (after downing the guacamole LIVE), followed by a sizzling apple crisp dessert. And, I guess I should mention the margarita I drank as well. Yesterday I wolfed down McDonald’s breakfast, a hamburger/fries combo at Hershey Park, and what I thought to be “healthy” salad at wendy’s (contained no less than 580 cals!).
Tomorrow, I will start off with a Shakeology (mixed with water, no milk), a fruit for my snack, another Shakeology for lunch, a salad for dinner (with only veggies, and grilled chicken), and a third Shakeology after dinner. I’ll do that for 3 days. Hopefully I’ll feel less reflux. (Did I mention I did Turbo Fire 30 and Turbo Sculpt 2 hours after eating my humongous lunch? RALPH!)
I’ll report back tomorrow to let you know how I’m feeling. I’m sure you’ll all be on pins and needles.
DAY 1
Well, the day started off rather poorly. Shakeology gave me this *awesome* cup with my last order– you pour the liquid in, pour the powder on top, put the little grate thingy on top, and then snap the lid on and SHAKE. I forgot step 3, but didn’t realize it. Just imagine my surprise when I gulped (not once, but twice) big globs of powder down. ick. It seriously took me a good minute to realize I had forgotten the grate. (obviously, that piece of equipment is very important, as it breaks up the powder as you mix it with the liquid).
Anyway! I am mixing up my shakes with water, as indicated in the 3 day cleanse directions (I’m still investigating who came up with this whole idea. i’m not sure it’s a team beachbody originated/sponsored plan). Well, I typically use soy milk, and on a very special occasion I’ll throw in peanut butter (the flavor Shakeology I use is chocolate)– it’s like a dream shake. DEEEE-licious. Water with shakeology, not so good. But, I tolerated it well.
Had my shake at 8, another at 11, and got my fruit serving (two pieces of watermelon) at 2. Can you guess how hungry I am?! pretty hungry, but not like a hypoglycemic hunger. I’m not shaking, feeling faint, or weak… I’m really ok. I have energy to burn. I’m CRAVING my salad with chicken on it for dinner! Then, after dinner, I get a 3rd shake! Woo HOOO!
Look for my update tomorrow! (or, I’ll post again tonight if I’m feeling especially energized, or not) Oh, and I did weigh and measure, but I’ll post that at the end of day 3. Ok, ok, if you must know, I started at 135. (and I’m 5’8″)
DAY 2
I quit. Amy and Bill (hubby) thought I was crazy, esp given that I’m already thin enough. I said that I didn’t want to disappoint all my readers, and then they reminded me that no one is reading this but us anyway! So, I considered deleting this thread, but then decided it’s just a little too funny, and I need to leave it.
As far as hunger went, I did ok. I think by the end of day 3 I’d probably feel a bit ravenous. I wasn’t feeling like I needed to binge though. If you DO a cleanse, please do this one… in lieu of the “cabbage soup cleanse.” OMG, people DO this! (I love you, Kim!). I just can’t think of anything worse to make yourself eat. I’d rather starve.
Well, to all you hard-core cleansers, I think you’re pretty awesome. I’m just not that X!!